Snoring...

Last night I was sleeping rather poorly, doing that thing where you're dozing in and out, and I hear snoring. My internal dialogue went something like this..."Damn, Rob's snoring again! I hate it when he does that. Should I kick him or just try to go back to sleep?" I then realized that Rob was on the other side of the dateline not on the other side of the bed. The dialogue continued... "Who's that snoring? It's has the same rhythm as Rob's snores?" Not once did I become alarmed by the snoring in my bed. I really need dog that doesn't snore like his master!