UGH!!! Still no Rob!

Yes, it is 8:00 am Monday and yes, I'm still a single mother. No, Rob didn't arrive yesterday and no, he didn't arrive at 30 minutes ago and no, he won't be arriving at 10:00 am, all scheduled arrival times. Yes, he did call me at 6:30 am to tell me they were still in Guam. Wasn't that considerate of him? He said the plane was taking off "any minute" and that they should get in some time today. He asked that I not drive over to meet them because of traffic and that he'll just hop the ferry over from base. I've given up all hope and figure that if he knocks on the door he's here and if he doesn't he's in Guam.